Quotable Quotes

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer
Anonymous

There are only two things a child will share willingly – communicable diseases and his mother’s age.
Benjamin Spock

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shovelling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis Diller

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
Frederick Douglass

If you haven’t time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.
Robert Brault

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
Joan Kerr

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck

Children keep a family together, especially when one can’t get a babysitter.
Frederick Shepperd

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.
Grenville Kleiser